There goes the neighborhood…
Problem: you’ve renovated your house and you have all sorts of nasty things that need to get thrown out. Solution: rent a huge dumpster to toss everything into! Problem: the disposal company refuses (ha, I made a pun) to take the dumpster after the spare oil tank has been tossed into it! Solution: rent the loudest piece of portable machinery possible to generate as many sparks as possible around a leaking oil tank, chop it up into little bits and throw it away one chunk at a time! Pure genius! I only wish I had had the balls to toss all of our renovation debris over the fence into their dumpster while it was still there…
